Home - Funny Pics - Jokes - Greetings & Fun Pages - Games - Videos - Quotes
Tell A Friend About Us
Make Us Your Homepage
Add Us To Your Favorites
Neo4.com Visit Our Partner Sites
Real-Life Clumsy Crooks

Dave's Daily Bizarre Stuff
JOKES
Get Another Joke
Dubya

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove you're Albert Einstein?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and then asks, "Can I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe, in arcane mathematics and symbols, his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "You are definitely the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

Dubya looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
Get Another Joke


TOP RINGTONES
Choose from our most popular ringtones below or visit our partner site, Brilliant Ringtones, to see the complete collection of ringtones, wallpapers, screensavers, graphics, and games.



See complete list of ringtones

OUR BEST FRIENDS
We are always interested in forming partnerhips with other high quality humor web sites. Below you will find a list of our very best friends. If you would like to become a link partner, click here for more information.
  Dave's Daily
iPosterArt Funny Posters
Movie Cartoons
Fake Facts Trivia
World Domination Plans
Joke Lounge
Free Online Jokes
Fun Greetings
Funny Animals & Pets
Send Funny Greetings
Funny Cartoons
Free Funny Pranks
Newerds Dictionary
Funny Commercials
Pages4Fun Greetings
Laff Yer Ass Off
RetardedHumor.com
Brilliant Ringtones
Clumsy Crooks
All Funny Pictures
Word Search Central
FunnyTshirts.biz
Greeting Cards
Sick Humor
Blonde Jokes
  Click here for more humor sites.

 


Privacy Policy - Contact Us

© 2005 Neo4.com™


eXTReMe Tracker



Sedo - Buy and Sell Domain Names and Websites project info: neo4.com Statistics for project neo4.com etracker® web controlling instead of log file analysis